You know what? I need to pee. Saya perlu Buang air kecil. But lets not talk about that cos people say that the more you talk about it, the more you'll want to go to the toilet.

And you know what? I feel like I'm disgusting. Really, I eat things that I bake, even though they look like piles of dump (by that I mean even my dog's shit looks better!) And they taste, weird. Even if they are mushy, dry (which  barely ever happens. Everything sugar-free that I make is mushy) burnt, etc.

but I think I've been baking once each day, that people, mom and dad dont even bother to eat the things I make. Haiya, I know damn miserable ok.

And nothing I do is even close to interesting, thus the lack of ideas to blog. How do those people who blog everyday think of things to blog? Or maybe I should brag about how rich, how pretty, how talented, how tall, how PERFECT I am till I get many many flamers and then I can flame them back and they will flame me back. Sigh, I DON'T want flamers lah. u want flame? I give you.

I want to swim lah. but my pig friends either have tuition, or they have tuition, or they have tuition.

I want to JIE GU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

jie gu jie gu jie gu or known to mom's generation as gimrami or something like that.

ok if u wanna jie gu tell me ok.

And I didnt watch mdg cos the internet is damn slow, and I already know who the top 3 are, but WHY WHY must cindy and Adeline be in top 3?

Cindy, on the phone with her dad "wo gen ni jiang hor, ni men bu yao ying wei jiang hor, jiu bu zhi chi wo. Den xia ni men jue de na ge gong shi pian ren hor, jiu bu yao ... blah BLAH BLAH" (ok lah actually I watched part 4 only cos I read somewhere that there are damn lots of phone conversations inside and I wanted to see cindy talk to her dad cos hor, its damn funny hor.

and I'm happy Ringo left hor, so short how to be mdg? And hor, her pictures also damn ugly but wtf who am I to say (even though I am tall! MUAHAHAHA) And hor, I think Ringo sounds like a name for keropok (maybe really got)

" *crunch* MMMMM what is THIS?"
"this is Ringo, the all new, all crunchy CORN CHIPS, made with 100% organic corn!!"
"mmm I want! Ringo ringo ringo!"

=_____________________=''  Why am I so wu liao?